you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
My dick has a subreddit
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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