the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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