I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
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