I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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