you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
Found your dick twin last night
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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