We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
you have to choose: penises or morals?
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
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