Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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