ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
i already hear my dad disowning me
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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