He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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