i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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