C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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