remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
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