is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
Randomize
