I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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