I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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