is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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