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when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
Just pee around me
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
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