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she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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