Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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