i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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