i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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