The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
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