The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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