dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
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