I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
We don't watch enough power rangers
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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