Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
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