do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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