How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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