On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
This is classic penis vs brain.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
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