There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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