Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
as a side note pls kill me
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
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