she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
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