As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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