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I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee

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please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation

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Lol, I highly appreciate this one ^^

Submitted by Danforth on Mar 11, 10 at 9:08pm

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Hahaha. Sounds like the Facebook group "Let's eat Grandma" bad punctuation kills.

Submitted by noconcern on Mar 11, 10 at 10:50pm

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Ahaha that's exactly what I thought!

Submitted by devyn333 on Mar 11, 10 at 9:12pm

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When I read it I thought she actually did he dad and I was freaking out

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 11, 10 at 10:28pm

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hahahah that's like that one ttfn "fucking a dude" commas make alll the difference

Submitted by marrbaby on Mar 11, 10 at 9:58pm

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I def read that as "I did my dad" "and I" two totally diff subject matters

Submitted by heeyitsally on Mar 11, 10 at 9:38pm

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Lol a real text!!! It's been a while

Submitted by 69_Charger on Mar 11, 10 at 9:58pm

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bahahahah veryy bad punctuation! lmao this made me laughh.

Submitted by rainbowsweetie2 on Mar 27, 10 at 6:25pm

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i don't get it, what's it supposed to say?

Submitted by anf on Mar 12, 10 at 2:21am

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In Communist China, coffee picks you up while your dad does YOU!

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 12, 10 at 7:49am

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Best

Submitted by guitarkid11305 on Mar 12, 10 at 8:53pm

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A panda eats shoots and leaves.\nA panda eats, shoots, and leaves.

Submitted by jamissxx on Mar 11, 10 at 11:06pm

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Hilarious, had to read a few times! Ha ha

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 12, 10 at 12:24am

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Omg ftw that's hilarious!! XD

Submitted by StJimmyGD on May 20, 11 at 5:25pm

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who cares if anyyy of it's real.. it's still so funny!!!

Submitted by hpeezy617 on Mar 11, 10 at 10:09pm

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10:24 please you and all others that post similar posts similar things such as "there's Cleveland!" or "that's how we do it in 678!" or "only in blah blah" need to shut the fuck up. This text doesn't ONLY fucking happen where the texted lives. It's a whole country it's everywhere

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 12, 10 at 11:15am

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Took me a while to see wut it actually was. Lololol punc fail

Submitted by loliliketexts on Aug 27, 10 at 10:33am

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Cannot stop laughing!

Submitted by jessicac9165 on Mar 12, 10 at 7:49pm

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Some idiot has to do the soviet Russia shit every time...it wasn't funny the first fucking time and it still isn't funny

Submitted by zklein12 on Mar 11, 10 at 10:28pm

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Hahaha nice.

Submitted by Cowboy on Mar 11, 10 at 10:02pm

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Agree with 12:07!!

Submitted by emcdo on Mar 12, 10 at 7:15pm

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Show me you genitals

Submitted by ethan9192 on Mar 11, 10 at 9:14pm

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DIIIIICK.

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 11, 10 at 9:04pm

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Epic lack of punctuation! I def read that as "I did my dad" for a moment I thought incest had infiltrated tfln

Submitted by Zathelia on Feb 3, 11 at 7:05am

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Ya no fuckin shit 2:48. Fuckin dumbass.

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 12, 10 at 3:58am

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Awesome fail at grammar

Submitted by sylvendu on Mar 15, 10 at 5:15am

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Damn that's so true haha

Submitted by piercethefierce on Mar 11, 10 at 9:44pm

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commas can save lives.

Submitted by ellysaKbizzle on Mar 12, 10 at 11:49pm

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440.. Great that means this idiot lives around me

Submitted by missmuffin2010 on Mar 12, 10 at 6:19am

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Hahahaaaa

Submitted by coconutty23 on Mar 12, 10 at 2:28am

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Hahahahaha I love this

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 11, 10 at 10:55pm

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Exactly.

Submitted by quigbycash on Mar 11, 10 at 9:33pm

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Indeed

Submitted by Michguy on Mar 11, 10 at 9:13pm

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Way to fail

Submitted by Naim on Mar 12, 10 at 10:29am

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That's Cleveland for ya

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 12, 10 at 10:24am

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Roflll

Submitted by robrox on Mar 11, 10 at 9:35pm

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Pooh no

Submitted by equestrian on Mar 11, 10 at 9:36pm

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Lmao

Submitted by Synseer on Mar 12, 10 at 8:34am

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It's not inbread it's homegrown

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 12, 10 at 5:56am

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Omg! I read that over

Submitted by CumGuzzler on Mar 11, 10 at 10:59pm

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AAAAHHAHAHAHAHAGAGAGAGGAGAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA WOW SO HILARIOUS. I AM SHOWIN EVERYONE THIS

Submitted by Jdimp on Mar 12, 10 at 11:06pm

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Now that's funny. A lot better then the fake adderal or I did 3 milfs last night that these 40 year old losers living in moms basement send in.

Submitted by cwelkman on Mar 11, 10 at 10:47pm

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haha i totally read this as "i did my dad" and then laughed really really hard

Submitted by MarryJane on Apr 5, 10 at 9:21pm

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LOL love it. Sounds very real

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 11, 10 at 9:39pm

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Wow 3:58, dick. Read the one below 2:48.

Submitted by randall on Mar 12, 10 at 10:17am

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Wow. Epic fail! Haha

Submitted by ChippyYo21 on Mar 11, 10 at 10:34pm

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Lol too funny

Submitted by loca915 on Mar 13, 10 at 3:05pm

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Hahaha this is a classic

Submitted by mollie711 on Mar 12, 10 at 11:52pm

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Priceless!! Happens to me all the time lol

Submitted by ClareFTW on Mar 12, 10 at 10:10am

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Haha that wouldve been fuked up

Submitted by M0st4f4 on Mar 12, 10 at 12:52am

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Good comment 11:45!!!!!! That is true!!!!

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 12, 10 at 5:53pm

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Cameron does his dad

Submitted by qwerty7 on Mar 12, 10 at 5:34am

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C-Town!

Submitted by bill_bixbee on Mar 11, 10 at 10:57pm

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Second!!!

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 11, 10 at 9:05pm

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Lmao

Submitted by isfreakinggreat on Mar 11, 10 at 10:01pm

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I read it the first time as though it were right i had to go back and re read to understand lolzz

Submitted by AW_TFR on Mar 11, 10 at 11:02pm

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haha yessssss!

Submitted by AmericaHGH on Mar 11, 10 at 9:17pm

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How can people not like this one? This is texting gold!

Submitted by wwiiace on Mar 12, 10 at 12:07pm

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In soviet Russia, your dad does YOU while making coffee.

Submitted by joeyb on Mar 11, 10 at 9:56pm

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bahahahah classic!!!

Submitted by jiggajiggajo on Mar 12, 10 at 10:35am

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Am I the only one who found this as a grammar Nazi joke on funnyjunk.com

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 12, 10 at 8:58pm

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Maybe they really did do their dad that day and it was weird because they needed to go back right after for coffee... Who knows?

Submitted by littleaupp on Mar 12, 10 at 3:11am

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loll this is one of myy favorite<3

Submitted by ashleex3 on Mar 15, 10 at 4:23pm

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Gyros are delicious!!

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 12, 10 at 1:06am

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Jamissxx FTW

Submitted by foxybrunette1798 on Mar 12, 10 at 12:49am

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Hahahahaha! This is hilarious

Submitted by cheyyy2112 on Mar 11, 10 at 10:52pm

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Lmao. Haha. I think it's supposed to be: I did. My dad and I had to keep going back there to pick up coffee. Hahaha.

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 12, 10 at 2:48am

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FURRSST

Submitted by Zulu44 on Mar 11, 10 at 9:06pm

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11th

Submitted by 325 on Mar 11, 10 at 9:23pm

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SHOwMeUrGENITALs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 11, 10 at 9:20pm

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They like to keep it in the family :)

Submitted by AllYourBase on Mar 11, 10 at 9:21pm

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No punctuations means u did ur dad. Ur a fuckin sick bitch. Fuckin forget the coffee. Ur a whore!!!!

Submitted by naildr on Mar 11, 10 at 11:45pm

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- & you're an idiot.
  
  Submitted by madamcreepy69 on Mar 12, 10 at 3:31am
  
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lol now thats funny

Submitted by faginc on Mar 12, 10 at 12:28am

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Best of all time. Hey, for all we know they may have meant to text it that way. Sucks for you.

Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 12, 10 at 11:46pm

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11:15- butthurt much?

Submitted by headshot352 on Mar 13, 10 at 7:34pm

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