im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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