It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I wear drunk well.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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