hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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