As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
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