I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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