Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
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