Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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