And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Randomize
