If that was your dad, he is hot
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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