who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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