thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
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