I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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