I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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