does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
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