"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
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