i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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