I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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